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Free Two-Seater Couch (717s 600e #202) Ad id: 708138626986471 |  Views: 346

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Fun-loving two-seater couch looking for someone to love me. My old partner says I'm getting old and that it's time to part ways. (I'm being replaced with a newer, fancier couch). He also suggested I might do better with two pillows instead of three, but hey, no one's perfect and I'm already trying to lose weight. My ex also said if I can't find someone to pick me up that he'll chop me into little pieces and throw me in the dumpster out back. Normally I'd go to the police, but you must realize that couches don't have many domestic rights in this state. *sigh*I'm looking for someone who'll treat me better than my last partner, preferably a cuddler. I might not look like much, but you can always throw a sheet over me if you think I'm too ugly.Text me at (801) 599-9450 if you're interested in hooking up. I'm totally free unlike so many other couches who sell their bodies for money.717s 600e #202 Ask for William. Location: 717s 600e #202

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